Saturday, March 25, 2006

Just Like Heaven

Yup, I watched it. Was it good? Eeehh, not really.  You know that guy who was Napoleon Dynamite? well, his lip is really weird, and his gums show over the top of his front teeth pretty much every time he was on camera. I'll be honest, it kinda freaked me out.  Beyond that, well, it's surprisingly hard for me to get past that. huh.  Alright, so this was a love story.  I learned a few lessons;
1. The way to find true love is to stalk your prey and then annoy the hell out of him and don't let him drink.  Somehow this will make him love you and go to the end of the earth for you.
2. All moody drunks are always very talented artists.
3. If you aren't a good kisser and don't snuggle in bed, the girl you love won't even remember your name.

My opinion, don't rent it if you are single, jaded, in a relationship, male, a doctor, sober, or can't get past people who have gums showing above their front teeth without opening their mouth. good luck!

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